good friend

Liar:
one who tells an unpleasant truth.
-- Oliver Herford
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"Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
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Mal: "Shouldn't have been you - they shoulda hit us."

Book: "That crossed my mind..."
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[regarding measures to prevent cheating in quake]
I mean, as long as I can make my rocket launcher look like a big twinkie,
I'll be happy ;)
-- Qeyser <keyser@jhu.edu>
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Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
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"No, no, no, what you do is, you get a gnu, then you point it at the driver
and someone says, 'Look out, he's got a gnu!' and you say, 'Take us where
we want to go or I'll fire this gnu at you!'"
-- "Host Age at 10,000 Feet", Nome style
(Terry Pratchett, Truckers)
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Mulder: Modell psyched the guy out. He put the whammy on him.
Scully: Please explain to me the scientific nature of the
'whammy'.

"The X-Files: Pusher"
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Dude I would love to live with you

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Virginia Beach bro

Hey ♥♥♥♥♥ I live in Virginia where do you live I live in Richmond.