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Hey guys,

As many of you are probably aware, the World of Warcraft team just announced their next expansion. I'm gonna be real honest with y'all, I don't really enjoy that game much anymore, but they've hooked me back with one upcoming feature -- the Dracthyr. For the longest time I've been a closeted scalie (a non-furry furry), and while FFXIV scratches that itch with Au Ra, nothing comes close to what WoW is adding. I can finally be myself in a video game!

But this doesn't have to be farewell! If you want to join me, I'm going to be playing on Wyrmcrest Accord, It's one of the roleplaying servers of WoW, and I'm going to be making my Dracthyr there. I know the expansion isn't going to be for a while, but I need to start preparing now -- catching up on my lore, writing a backstory, figuring out my addons, etc. Then when i Can finally shed my skin and show my glorious scales, I'll be ready. I can spread my wings and finally do what Au Ra can't -- lay some eggs.

Until then! o7

I used to roll half a bottle of laxative pills into a Crunch wrap supreme and then leave cow pies on peoples door mats. People in my town installed porch cameras to catch the "Phantom S hitter" they said it couldn't possibly be one man, the hits were too frequent and too large. It had to be a whole gang of city punks coordinating and making planned precision strikes. I felt like a god among lesser beings in my town. Every time i was at the local diner and i overheard someone screaming about the black slop they found on their porch i felt powerful and unstoppable. I became too arrogant, started striking during the day. That's when they caught me and strung me up in the streets and hit me with rocks. I barely escaped with my life and i had to leave town. Now after all these years, I'm in a new town and I behave well enough. But I've got this nagging feeling, the urge is back, and I'm starting to think that my new town is about to experience a storm

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