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1.: Find a good ass looking tree, at least 5-6m tall, and hang yourself with a rope :D Important to note, you should't use a chain, because you might end up living after all.
2.: Find a long cloth, you can just rip off a piece from your shirt. Tie your jaw with it to your shoulders/armpits and slice your tongue in half, so that you can drown in your own blood, and you won't be able to swallow, not even your tiny dogs semen :3
4.: Disolve half a kilo of salt in half a liter of water, and drink the whole thing at once 😄 Your liver will spot working in about 3-5 minutes, and you will die due to poisoning and salt overdose :P
You know, when you think about it, it is really easy to kill yourself, so im sure you'll do just fine 😛