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[Peter and Lois are dumbfounded after they find Brian masturbating]
Lois: Was he just mas...
Peter: Yes. Do... do I rub his nose in it?
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
-- Sextus Aurelius
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Let's say the docs present a simplified view of reality... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <6940@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
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I don't need no arms around me...
I don't need no drugs to calm me...
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Don't think I need anything at all.
No! Don't think I need anything at all!
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.
All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall.
-- Pink Floyd, "Another Brick in the Wall", Part III
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Better tried by twelve than carried by six.
-- Jeff Cooper
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Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
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