Vitamin B12
Florida, United States
 
 
"A towel," it says, "is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough."

"More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
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Kablooie 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:59am 
Hey buddy, idk if you remember me, but you sent me Ender's Game back in the 2000's :) i was "Seventeen" or "pillow pops" idk what i was going by back then lol maybe "paka" anyways just wanted to say WHATS UP
Turntle 7 Nov, 2023 @ 4:45am 
big thumbs down
NoobSalad 22 Nov, 2011 @ 11:45pm 
Hay buddy hit me up when you get a chance.
Crocross 14 Nov, 2011 @ 2:35pm 
Skadoodle.
NoobSalad 20 Oct, 2010 @ 1:08pm 
Dude hit me up ASAP!. I need your hel. Im getting a database error whenever someone tries to post on the site
Vitamin B12 3 Jun, 2009 @ 10:07pm 
I must ask myself, self, self I ask: you. me?