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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 920.3 hrs on record (243.2 hrs at review time)
Posted: 29 Dec, 2019 @ 11:40am

i have 52 cats. every winter, we run out of food, and my colonists starve. the cats eat their bodies and last long enough until the next summer. if we are lucky a raid of many tribal men will arrive and the cats will have food for months. the cats have kittens, and then we have more cats and need more food. i do not think we will leave this planet

homer, the original pet of the colony has been made fully bionic and will now never die. he is our true leader
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12 Comments
Megan 4 Oct, 2024 @ 2:36pm 
LOL that's messed up! 😹😹😹 Gotta love the cats, tho. Hope u get some more food soon! 🙏 I'm guessing ur playin on a modded game, tho... 🧐 How do
infra-dan-accelerator unit 84725 24 Sep, 2023 @ 10:20am 
do you have a mod that makes cats your pawns??
bjorn 23 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36am 
fuck organ farming colonies. this is the way.
Steelgrave 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:15am 
Your colony is cats. This is progress.
Ratshit 1 Apr, 2023 @ 9:02am 
average rimworld playthrough
PlemmaThePlatypus 22 Dec, 2022 @ 4:12am 
Warrior Cats IRL
Blake 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:49pm 
Literally every review is just on crack. Now I want to get the game.
Machotoast08 16 May, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
CatWorld
citrusburn 19 Feb, 2022 @ 7:21am 
Ah yes, the cat overlords will watch you with great interest
liz 23 Apr, 2020 @ 4:18pm 
Hahaha hilarious :D