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Hunt: Showdown is a video game in which you play as a hunter named William "Stinky" Watson and you hunt down Showdowns with your "Stinky" Watson. BUT, there is a catch. OTHER WILLIAMS are also trying to get the Watson. SO, you have to MURDER LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR "STINKY" WATSON. This is to ensure that you can escape with the money that you found in the game and go buy more "Stinky" Watsons. When you get Williamed on, you die forever (possibly in real life from ventricular tachycardia). This ensures that you have to keep playing the Hunting game to get more William "Stinky" Watsons. You can also do a "prestige" which will earn you a different colored shirt for your William. When you William other Williams, you gain Match Man Rank, which makes you a better Hunter at the game. When you are a FAILURE, you lose Man Rank, and you are an idiot (at least according to your friends).

This game underwent a recent update which caused it to be renamed and now it looks like Netflix and runs only on university supercomputers (Windows XP operating system). The textures are now REAL and the animations are also the same now. There is a new map set in Gary Indiana that causes a fire man to shoot lava at you. It HURTS. They removed the rest of the game and you are stuck here for three months. I Have a lot of time invested here, and I am STILL only MAN RANK 1. HELP ME PLEASE.

OVERALL, Hunt Down is a video game in which you play as a hunter named William "Stinky" Watson and you hunt down Showdowns with your "Stinky" Watson. BUT, there is a catch. OTHER WILLIAMS are also trying to get the Watson. SO, you have to MURDER LOTS OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR "STINKY" WATSON. This is to ensure that you can escape with the money that you found in the game and go buy more "Stinky" Watsons. When you get Williamed on, you die forever (possibly in real life from ventricular tachycardia). This ensures that you have to keep playing the Hunting game to get more William "Stinky" Watsons. You can also do a "prestige" which will earn you a different colored shirt for your William. When you William other Williams, you gain Match Man Rank, which makes you a better Hunter at the game. When you are a FAILURE, you lose Man Rank, and you are an idiot (at least according to your friends).

GOOD NIGHT EVERONE.

No Gwynevere, 0/10.

Getting head-shotted by a bot will be the SECOND WORST thing to happen to you today...

Likely Elden Ring, all the more try Elden Ring

this game really makes you feel like dark souls

They put so much effort into the crashing animations that the game even does it every time I get past the intro cut-scene

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