Had a buddy worked at an old folks home he used to eat the french fries the old people didnt eat until someone told him most of the old folks suck the salt off them

youj are poop

To the person that reads this, I ask the Lord to bless them and their family, to cure them of every sickness and pain, to fill their emptiness with love joy and peace, to rebuke the enemy from their lives. " ASK JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR HEART AND SAVE YOU, AND TO FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS, FOR WE GIVE THANKS AND GLORY TO THE LORD. IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN!

sittin here at work right, chillin, then i have this thought; somewhere out there, there is a girl who has the story, "yeah so i had this guy, he was cool, he took me out to dinner, he payed for the meal, he was a cool guy! little weird, had an 80's mullet and really big ear rings but i liked it. i took him back to my place to hook up because i enjoyed myself so what i did was i threw him on a beanbag chair, started giving him some head and he goes 'aw yeah baby, a little deeper' and he starts pushing my head down, thats when i let him know. i grabbed his legs and threw them over his sholders, *SHEW SHEW* and said 'thats the funny thing about guys, they always think they are in control' and i just started eating his ass."

Glub 198226 reporting back from Loop Cal. 4A16B, played Supermarket Simulator with this guy. Good Clerk.

Tell me I'm just like your father
I'm not the one who caved in
You disappeared without a trace
You never bothered to explain
You just walked away
All I wanted was an answer
All I needed was to know
Give me a reason
I need a reason
All those messages I left you
All those nights I spent alone
Give me a reason
'Cause all that I hear is
A dial tone
Dial tone