About 6 months ago, my girl's daughter, her dad lost her cat. So I see some post on facebook about an hour ago, some lady posted about this cat "near" where they had lived at with him. LET ME TELL YOU. FOUND THIS LONG LOST CAT. CALL ME A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIRACLE WORKER.

Baby mama's said i could hold onto the child support this month. she kinda chill like that

Had a buddy worked at an old folks home he used to eat the french fries the old people didnt eat until someone told him most of the old folks suck the salt off them

youj are poop

To the person that reads this, I ask the Lord to bless them and their family, to cure them of every sickness and pain, to fill their emptiness with love joy and peace, to rebuke the enemy from their lives. " ASK JESUS TO COME INTO YOUR HEART AND SAVE YOU, AND TO FORGIVE YOU OF YOUR SINS, FOR WE GIVE THANKS AND GLORY TO THE LORD. IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS CHRIST AMEN!

sittin here at work right, chillin, then i have this thought; somewhere out there, there is a girl who has the story, "yeah so i had this guy, he was cool, he took me out to dinner, he payed for the meal, he was a cool guy! little weird, had an 80's mullet and really big ear rings but i liked it. i took him back to my place to hook up because i enjoyed myself so what i did was i threw him on a beanbag chair, started giving him some head and he goes 'aw yeah baby, a little deeper' and he starts pushing my head down, thats when i let him know. i grabbed his legs and threw them over his sholders, *SHEW SHEW* and said 'thats the funny thing about guys, they always think they are in control' and i just started eating his ass."