"The heart is the strongest muscle!"

then the futa elf walks in

Die

I'm beside myself with grief. I came home yesterday with a surprise gift for my 13 year-old daughter. I had this beautiful fluffy big pink teddy bear in my arms for her. I knew she would be thrilled. However, when I walked into her room, I found her naked with two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. One was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pulling out and slapping her ass pink, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her some more while the other was getting blown by her. She pulled her mouth off the spear chucker's ♥♥♥♥ and exclaimed, "Daddy!" and just then he came in her face. I grabbed a baseball bat from my son's room and chased those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but they were too fast for me and got out of the house. It was weird watching them run down the street naked. I hoped someone would tackle them, but everyone was too afraid. Those savages are strong as apes after all.

...no...?

Do you smoke?

I take after Johnny, "2cool4school", Blade, my spiritual liege.