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Byrne 13 Oct, 2017 @ 4:28pm 
"The heart is the strongest muscle!"

then the futa elf walks in
Haughty Elves 15 Sep, 2016 @ 12:04pm 
Die
Bob 7 Dec, 2015 @ 9:15am 
I'm beside myself with grief. I came home yesterday with a surprise gift for my 13 year-old daughter. I had this beautiful fluffy big pink teddy bear in my arms for her. I knew she would be thrilled. However, when I walked into her room, I found her naked with two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. One was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, pulling out and slapping her ass pink, and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her some more while the other was getting blown by her. She pulled her mouth off the spear chucker's ♥♥♥♥ and exclaimed, "Daddy!" and just then he came in her face. I grabbed a baseball bat from my son's room and chased those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but they were too fast for me and got out of the house. It was weird watching them run down the street naked. I hoped someone would tackle them, but everyone was too afraid. Those savages are strong as apes after all.
Haughty Elves 9 Oct, 2014 @ 1:54pm 
Bob 9 Oct, 2014 @ 12:22pm 
Do you smoke?
Haughty Elves 14 Feb, 2014 @ 3:44pm 
I take after Johnny, "2cool4school", Blade, my spiritual liege.
Incan 14 Feb, 2014 @ 2:35pm 
Why are you so cool?
Haughty Elves 14 Feb, 2014 @ 8:46am 
God, why is Jaz such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Incan 29 Dec, 2013 @ 3:15am 
I WARNED YOU ABOUT 3RD IMPACT SHINJI! I TOLD YOU BAKA!
Haughty Elves 28 Dec, 2013 @ 7:46pm 
WHAT IS IT NOW SHINJI?!
Haughty Elves 20 Dec, 2013 @ 4:36am 
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
Incan 20 Dec, 2013 @ 4:17am 
Your mum hears the voices mate.
Haughty Elves 22 Jul, 2013 @ 4:12pm 
I'm not from Barnsley, pleb
Incan 22 Jul, 2013 @ 4:09pm 
♥♥♥♥ YOU BARNSLEY LAD:dswilson:
Haughty Elves 12 Jul, 2013 @ 11:42am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die, weeb
PyroMcDips 21 Apr, 2013 @ 1:34pm 
Tusuf Yazim has better sunglasses, e♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Jazzu 21 Apr, 2013 @ 1:05pm 
I love you
PyroMcDips 21 Apr, 2013 @ 12:54pm 
I take it back.
PyroMcDips 21 Apr, 2013 @ 12:44pm 
You sexy beast.
PyroMcDips 16 Apr, 2013 @ 6:56am 
♥♥♥♥ you
Haughty Elves 3 Feb, 2013 @ 1:41pm 
Yes.
Bob 3 Feb, 2013 @ 1:00pm 
You're a dirty little slut aren't you?
Haughty Elves 2 Sep, 2012 @ 2:29am 
FARSEER, LET US DO IT!!!
Haughty Elves 1 Sep, 2012 @ 10:59am 
UNDA ELDAH ATTAHK!!!
Haughty Elves 5 Aug, 2012 @ 2:13pm 
WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?!
Bob 3 Aug, 2012 @ 4:44pm 
Meow.
Lobo 29 Jun, 2012 @ 1:54pm 
I am Garrus Vakarian, and this is my rectum.
Bob 9 Jun, 2012 @ 3:12pm 
FACE MY HAMMERS OF JUSTICE