jonas

Leaked information through secret service

Age: 18–25 (aging faster than his rations expire)

Height: 4'5–4'6 (enemy drones keep mistaking him for a child soldier)

Aim Accuracy: 73 (27% chance he’ll take out his own squad first)

Speed: Only runs fast when artillery lands behind him

Stealth: 2 (breathing sounds like a dying lawnmower)

Camouflage: 10/10 (the only time he disappears is when there’s work to do)

Rank: Specialist in friendly fire

Weakness: the Geneva Convention

:abz1::lovegrenade::neonglow::iceeyou::ns_blue::iceeyou::neonglow::lovegrenade::abz2:
:lovegrenade::Blue_Stars::abz1::abz2::Blue_Stars::abz1::abz2::Blue_Stars::lovegrenade:
:iceeyou::abz1::ppbox::pbox::Blue_Stars::pbox::ppbox::abz2::iceeyou:
:ns_blue::abz3::pbox::ppbox::pbox::ppbox::pbox::abz4::ns_blue:
:iceeyou::Blue_Stars::abz3::pbox::ppbox::pbox::abz4::Blue_Stars::iceeyou:
:neonglow::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::abz3::pbox::abz4::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::neonglow:
:lovegrenade::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::Blue_Stars::lovegrenade:
:abz3::lovegrenade::neonglow::iceeyou::ns_blue::iceeyou::neonglow::lovegrenade::abz4:

RIP Janus the Fourth, may he rests well.

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Mr Squiddy