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4,514.7 hrs on record (2,773.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER.

Also, not installing Chinese malware in the form of an anti-cheat gift horse.
Posted 10 March, 2022. Last edited 25 July, 2022.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
This game, where to start.

If your intention was to give me depression, sure, that worked amazingly. First up, the game would not, for the life of me, load. It would collapse. After fiddling with it for about two hours, I finally got it going. Not that it was worth my time.

I finally got it going, only to find that it was the most boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing I have ever played. Ever. I mean, after the first two minutes of making these choices, only to be told I am too depressed to do anything, I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gave up and kept clicking. Why give me the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ option if I cannot do it? I mean, why would this guy even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ think about it?

So I am clicking away, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing crashes again. Restart, keep clicking. After literally two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minutes of clicking these stupid blue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ things, I reach the end. Wow, great job. Really worth it. I spent longer downloading the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game than playing. The writing sucks, the concept sucks, and depression is not a topic to make a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game about. You aren't helping people understand depression. I doubt you yourself do. You are giving us it with your terrible game. I noticed there was a PAID version of this. While I doubt anyone with half a brain would go on to BUY this, I seriously think you should consider taking that off. Capitalising on a mental ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ illness is not okay, it is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up. And that is exactly what I reckon you are doing.

Also, you should release DLC to add another four playable characters.
Posted 21 August, 2014. Last edited 21 August, 2014.
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