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Met this hero in **Elden Ring** co-op. He bows politely, then lures me into a nest of rune bears and backstabs the last one just to flex. Re-links 20 min later at Fire Giant: I’m chugging crimson tears like a dehydrated Tarnished while he types “pizza’s here brb” and sunbathes in lava—yet still tops the damage chart. After the kill he hands me ONE Rune Arc as if it’s a Nobel Prize, then invades me ten minutes later wearing nothing but a jar helm, spamming Finger Snap like Thanos speed-running TikTok. Finishes me off and messages, “git flamed, tarnished.”

Chaotic good for content, chaotic evil for friendship. Would summon again for the laughs; would never trust him with my runes, girlfriend, or dog. 10/10 comedy, -∞/10 loyalty.

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Met him in Among Us, seemed like a chill dude, so I added him. We played every night, always vouching for each other. True crewmates. True friendship.

Then, one game, he betrayed me. Stabbed me in Electrical. Looked me dead in the eyes and typed, "gg ez"

I invited him over for an Among Us LAN party, hoping to move past it. The moment he arrived, he shoved me against the wall and whispered, "You should've voted me out when you had the chance."

Then he vented out of my house. Don't trust this guy.

Whoop Whoop

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