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Tried to carry the team but ended up carrying the enemy instead. Spent more time typing insults in chat than actually playing the game. At one point, they tried to clutch a 1v1 against a stationary object… and still lost. Claimed it was “lag,” but we all saw the whiff.

Refuses to play the objective, yet somehow always finds a way to be in the worst possible spot at the worst possible time. Thinks they’re a tactical genius, but their best strategy is running straight into the enemy and hoping for the best. Their aim? Let’s just say even Stormtroopers would be embarrassed.

Would give them credit for trying, but I’m not even sure they were doing that. At this point, I think their keyboard is just decoration.

10/10 for comedy, -100/10 for skill.

+rep a true game planner

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We got to know each other pretty well after playing "Big Rigs, Over the Road Racing", he invited me over to his house for a fun time, but after a good day of drinking he suddenly undressed and started rubbing his nipples with joppiesaus. He asked me if i could drain his Bitterballen, i kindly declined and left.

Dont go to his house.

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

+rep what a kanker!