Recent reviews by Certified Can Eater

(review of 12/14/24)
holy f@@k. this game. this game dude. oh my god this is SO GOOD. I loved Antonball and Pizza Tower, but this is masterclass, it did NOT disappoint the year long wait i had. the game ran perfectly, the animation make me want to get out of art block, the gameplay is so fun to play with, i loved the voice acting and characters, cutscenes were stellar animation, the soundtrack is DEF my favorite out of the games I have played this year (up there with ultrakill) this game is such a masterful game and just one of the best things i have experienced this year along with ultrakill, it made a HELLA great gift for Christmas, I HIGHLY recommend this game even if you dont like platforming all too well, its an amazing game on its own with the most charm i have seen put into a game since pizza tower about 2 years ago. i will be there for the next game after that and more updates and EVERYTHING WITH ANTON. WELL DONE SUMMITSPIRE. WELL DONE. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS AWESOME GAME.
(new thoughts 1/30/25)
alright. so, its been about almost 2 months since i made this review above this and while a lot of this is true, and recommended it, i changed my mind quite a bit from then. the visual elements are still striking and well done, the main gripe i have with this game is the difficulty and pure unfairness that the game can throw at you with no hesitation. i made the original review right after i completed arcade mode and was not prepared for the straight-up TORTURE that this game has caused me for almost 2 months. the collectables mostly being skins was kinda lame tbh and just having to buy them over and over instead of playing the levels to get more kinda sucks or a new mode where you can unlock them at would've been better. and where do i begin with the difficulty of the game, i was already fuming at trying to crack jewel ghoul and after i had finally beaten every boss up to satan, i ultimately got beat by the huge amount of rng ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the final fight. It has sucked the life out of me and ive just been feeling more depressed in general knowing i cannot do anything about it, i have probably put 20 hours into the bosses and the majority being the final fight and its WAY too difficult. you may say skill issue all you want but i definetly think that the combo chain trial modes is one of, if not the worst mode i have ever had the displeasure of playing, everything against you and demanding, making you go for PERFECTION. I hated it so much that i couldn't even get pass cinnamon springs with a cracked rank, and since im a perfectionist, if i do not go for the cracked, i feel like garbage at the game so i always try but fail FOR HOURS ON END. dont make a game where the player is actively wanting to put a bullet in their head rather than having to restart a level for hours on end. this game genuienly broke me. people are much better than me so listen to them, but if you are not a professionial player at games like me, DO. NOT. FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. GOD. TRY TO COMPLETE THIS GAME. IT WILL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR BRAIN LIKE NO OTHER GAME HAS BEFORE.

im sorry if i sound like a dirtbag, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this game due to difficulty but this game is even harder than getting over it on mobile. (yes i have completed getting over it on mobile multiple times)

good game, but you cant ♥♥♥♥ the robots so -3/2

way too funny for its time smh smh

2/10 doesn't taste very good but silly nonetheless

skibidi toi

haha funni Italian man go brr
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