den datafag trollmann
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The real reason Walt broke bad was because of that terrible handjob
I'm telling you, the real reason Walter broke bad was because he received the world's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ handjob which made him reconsider his entire existence. Your wife yanking around your 50 year old half chub with 10% of her attention while simultaneously borderline orgasming at selling a girthy 8,5 inch vase on eBay for 56 dollars is an experience that people in the darkest bdsm dungeons would be shivering at. I swear to god Walter Jr. is probably having a wilder sex life on the other side of the wall with his sock than these two have had in the past five years.
So when he received his cancer diagnosis the prolonged silence was not due to shock but because of pure bliss and relief because he knew that in a few years he'll likely be dead and won't have to live like that.
That's why when he received the news of remission he was so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ angry. And I don't know why people see the Salamanca twins as villains, they were clearly just tryna help a homie out and spare him from this existence. Oh, but why did they go after Hank then, you might ask? Well, then you clearly don't remember Hank's handjob scene from season 4, they were trying to save him from that. Really they were the true heroes of this show trying to save people from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ miserable, ♥♥♥♥ shriveling handjobs.
And then, of course, ♥♥♥♥ starts happening, Skyler ♥♥♥♥♥ Ted and Walt goes off the chain prolly thinking stuff like "bet she didn't give just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ handjob to Ted, oh no! My god, I wouldn't even be surprised if she agreed to do anal with him! While I've been pleading for years!". That right there's a thought progression enough to start a man crashing plants in random office buildings. And the way it can mess with your sexual thinking, Lord only knows what kind of cataclysmic insanities Walt was busting nuts to while living alone.
But then Walt has a romantic dinner with Gus, realises there's at least someone who'd probably agree to have anal with him, meanwhile Ted gets paralyzed, no more anal for him, Walt calls up Skyler "I won".
Now Walt can be smug for the entirety of season 5, he's back on top of the sex chain. So Breaking Bad is really about Walt's sexual transformation from a submissive forced-into-humiliation-kink middle aged man to a borderline sex offender to an off the rails cuck to a pure alpha male who's ascended past sex and at the end of season 5 we can see him die with bliss on his face because he's redeemed himself.
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MidnightKitsune 真夜中狐 19 de set. às 5:45 
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oat milk 19 de ago. às 15:54 
So, I work for a law enforcement agency. Yesterday I ate three pot pies back to back. Today I woke up, put my uniform on and went to work. An hour goes by, I feel the need to fart. So I figured why not? I fart all the time right….

Well, I sharted. Initially I thought all was well, then I took a couple steps forward and felt my cheeks sliding across each other, I put my stuff down in the office, clinched my cheeks and speed walked to the bathroom in the hallway, right past numerous captains and the sheriff himself.

At this point I’m full blown panicking, attempting to clean out my underwear when I notice the seat of my pants have a spot there, liquid ♥♥♥♥… I wiped it off as good as I could, texted my wife that I ♥♥♥♥ myself and need to come home and change.

All is well now, got a new pair of undies and new pants. I feel like a new man now, ready to take on the world with clean britches.
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