It's nice to meet you but it's even better to meet me. My name is Snipersmurf, I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialise in sticking it straight up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo.

Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over I open its cheeks nice and wide, I get a nice clean view of the colon, prostate and the coxis, and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the pum by the buttcock, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-♥♥♥♥♥ like ice-y hot.

Bastion is a way of life for me, I never change my character ♥♥♥♥ you, if at any point during the match you want me to change characters I'd gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition, if you wanna give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare to bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me.

All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo-poo on my peeter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass.

Now let's go team.

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-rep does not actually look like Leonardo DiCaprio

Im doing this because I want a badge, you're the lucky winner

Yer Gaye mayte!?