💾 MY LOADOUT (Bustling Brain Syndrome Edition) 💾

🧍‍♂️ Survivor: Engineer... or what remains of him beneath the moss
🍄 Bustling Fungus Count: ∞ (Literally crashing the item log, devs hate him)
🌍 Playstyle: Park self. Deploy turrets. Activate god mode.
🛑 Mobility: Negative. Moving is for organisms with less than 47 fungus stacks.
🎯 Combat Strategy: Wait. Let the circle expand. They’ll come. They always come.
🎩 Equipment: Gnarled Woodsprite – for the aesthetic.
🧠 Cognition: 97% fungus | 3% “turret placement decisions”


– Time spent standing still: 348 hours
– Times killed: 0
– Times moved voluntarily: Unknown (possibly never)
– Total healing per second: Numbers no longer render correctly


🎮 Current Class: Engi main, subclass: Fungal Lich
🍄 Favorite Food: Mushroom pizza (but only if it heals over time)
🪑 Hobbies:
✔️ Sitting in safe zones
✔️ Watching the turrets do everything
✔️ Judging your item choices


“If I stand still long enough… I become the level.”
“Bustling Fungus is not a playstyle. It’s enlightenment.”
“Move? I grow.”
“You sprint, I spore.”
“One day… we will all become Bustling Fungus.”


🍄 [FNGS] – Fungus Unbound
📍 [STIL] – Stationary Legends
⚠️ [DFPS] – Dropped Frames Per Spore
🪵 [ENGOD] – Turrets, Trees, Tranquility


🌲 Rallypoint Delta – Cold soil, good growth
🔥 Abyssal Depths – Mushrooms LOVE the lava
🌌 Commencement – Mithrix has never beaten Social. Not once.


Turrets fully autonomous. Healing radius covers entire map.
Social hasn’t touched his keyboard in 3 hours, and yet... his turrets just solo’d a boss.

🌿 Signing off… my spores are calling.
The circle is growing.
THE CIRCLE IS ALWAYS GROWING.
\m/ >_< \m/

1. Thou shalt not sprint.
2. Thou shalt deploy thy turrets with sacred intent.
3. Thou shalt let the circle expand.
4. Thou shalt judge those who take Dio’s Best Friend before ten fungi.
5. Thou shalt outheal the sun itself.
6. Thou shalt speak only in spores when addressed.
7. Thou shalt move only when the soil demands it.
8. Thou shalt seek Rallypoint Delta for holy bloomage.
9. Thou shalt remember: The circle is always growing.
10. Thou shalt not question the way of the fungus.


"And lo, the spores did whisper to the faithful:

He who moves is lost.
He who stands shall bloom.
The circle giveth life, and in its embrace, no harm shall find thee.

Judge the sprinters, for their haste blinds them.
Bless the stationary, for they carry the wisdom of the moss.

In time, the map shall be one healing circle,
and the Turrets shall inherit the world."