goatman's taint smells like pickled herring

this guy actually is still not cool

you are not a cool guy

Chlamydia - Oral,vagina,anal, left on object, through eye, birth

gonorrhea - Oral, vagina, anal, birth

HSV-1 Virus- Oral, vagina, anal, left on an object as towel or toy, birth
HSV-2 Virus - Oral, vagina, anal, left on an object as towel or toy, birth

Hiv/Aids - Oral, vagina, anal, through eye, birth, can mutate itself, wounds
Trichomoniasis - Vagina, birth possibly. goes through urethra

Chancroid - Oral, vagina, anal, psychical contact/wounds, causes open sores

LGV (Lymphogranuloma Venereum) - Oral, vagina, anal, left on object, birth

Genital warts - Oral, vagina, anal, birth rare, bumps on skin, left on object/razor/toys/towels, psychical contact towards wart, can spread through other parts of your body, can take up to 3 months until the warts appear on your skin

Syphilis - Oral, vagina, anal, birth possibly, gay sex, kiss/privet part/wounds, pyshical contact, blood, can't be left on an object

Hepatitis