Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It's alluring, it's compelling, it's gripping to observe all these unwell, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, ideas, rivalries, where they feel encouraged and engaged, where they involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence. Thirsty for distraction from time unspent, spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time. It's brilliant, and it's dangerous. I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, follows another, follows another, follows another. It's mesmerizing. It's spellbinding. All these little consumers, all of these lost and bored people. People consuming anything that they're told to consume. So, I am the villain because I've made myself one.

Every pink taco has its own armor thickness, your custard launcher also has your own penetration depending on how hard it is. You can load your own shell, some are explosive like he shell where your boy fluid will go all over the place and also the armor piercing where you shoot it in an straight line. The woman‘s egg also has its own thickness and your seed is shaped like a freaking shell and you need an ap shell to get in the egg. And your baby will be a new generation of your tank and can be stronger. And a condom is just a broken gun that wont shoot. Like secs is just war thunder guys

THE OPENING (al-Fatihah) 1. In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful. 2. Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds. 3. The Most Gracious, the Most Merciful. 4. Master of the Day of Judgment. 5. It is You we worship, and upon You we call for help. 6. Guide us to the straight path. 7. The path of those You have blessed, not of those against whom there is anger, nor of those who are misguided. 2. THE HEIFER (al-Baqarah) In the name of Allah, the Gracious, the Merciful 1. Alif, Lam, Meem. 2. This is the Book in which there is no doubt, a guide for the righteous. 3. Those who believe in the unseen, and perform the prayers, and give from what We have provided for them. 4. And those who believe in what was revealed to you, and in what was revealed before you, and are certain of the Hereafter.

Oh. And one of the characters is named "Female Professor." Why not just "Professor?" Because professors can only be dudes unless specified?
Just let me skip the story and watch the cut scenes. Let me experience the story when I feel like it. That's all I want.

You're usually subjected to two options of dialogue, and both typically have the same outcome. On top of that, the decision that you're confronted with does not leave the question that prompted your answer on the screen! So you'll land on one of these decision trees and have no idea the context. Ever been in 5th grade during popcorn reading but you're not really paying attention? And the reader notices you and calls your name? And you start to sweat and get nervous because you realize you should have been paying attention and now you have to look like an idiot who doesn't know where you need to start reading on the page? Remember that feeling? This game makes you relive that feeling every time you're just trying to get your rocks off without killing an hour of time reading a disaster of a story!

The A plot is tired and cliche - the main character is trying to figure out what happened to his dad. You're forced into a friendship with the worst person on the planet, a completely moronic dude-bro named Dylan, who has an atomically annoying habit of interrupting any progress you might be making to actually see anything you bought the game for and takes you on some stupid adventure that is always a distraction and is always fruitless.
The B plots in the game are very obscure, boring, lack any kind of depth, and do nothing for building upon any of the characters you meet. To that point, every character is shallow, lacks any kind of self motivation, and exists solely to help the main character on their mission. Only one other character (Alyssa) has any kind of hopes and dreams