Análises recentes de Gary

best $5's I've spent all year.

fun, but short.

12/8/22:
the goblins keep having slam poetry sessions in my tavern. The human bards keep drinking all my mushroom wine. the schizophrenia percentage in my fortress is too high. I feel that a booze fueled race war is brewing.

edit 1/2/23:
Well that was way more hours than I ever thought I'd put into a game. finally expelled all the goblins and have been keeping my forts monocultural since the riots of my 1st fort. currently preparing to dig too deep.

"don't worry, just ignore all the execution style killings."
"if we don't report the civilians, nobody will know"
"alright boys, lets do some war crimes"
"i'm drunk"
- the boys while raiding Epstein's island

really makes you feel

Classic/10

turbo go sutututu

Chillin in transport with the boys
Driver is blasting Low Rider by War while drifting around corners
Squad leader tells the driver to slow down so he doesn't drive us off a cliff
Driver misjudges his braking point and bins it down a canyon
Truck rolls 3 or 4 times down a canyon
Still blasting Low Rider
we all get out, but can't flip the truck back over. End up having to walk the 2 kilometers to the objective.
Medic starts singing Low Rider as we walk.
Whole squad sings along

Not sure what they did in the last few updates, but the game feels significantly better than it did at launch. It's just going to continue to get better as more content is added.

good fun. ♥♥♥♥ see saws