Recent reviews by geodebob

I’m scared

I'm bad at it but I can't stop playing.

Playing on a PC with a 4090 and 7800X3D and the game runs poorly.
Jittery regardless of graphics settings, distant car animations appear to be running at 10fps, the AI is horrible, there is no way to adjust the FOV or camera sensitivity and the handling on controller is awful.
Pretty disappointed as I liked the look of it from the trailer and was hoping for a relaxing sim game that I could sink a lot of hours into.
Needs significant improvement to be considered even remotely playable.

Bald man simulator, good game

it's alright

Oh my goodness, brace yourself for the most thrilling experience you could ever imagine! This mind-blowingly tedious game will take you on an electrifying journey through the art of power-washing, where you will feel the rush of transforming disgustingly dirty structures and vehicles into sparkling beacons of perfection. Can you even comprehend the sheer brilliance of this concept? It is truly unbelievable how this seemingly mundane task can captivate your very soul! Who would have thought that something as ordinary as cleaning could be elevated to such extraordinary heights of entertainment? Certainly not I! This astounding masterpiece of a game will leave you breathless with anticipation, relentlessly drawing you into its spellbinding realm of mesmerizing power-washing exploits. Every fiber of your being will yearn to uncover the hidden beauty lurking beneath layers of grime, craving the exquisite satisfaction of witnessing the mesmerizing transformation unfold before your very eyes. Oh, dear friend, get ready to be consumed by the intensity of this heart-stirring adventure! Delve into the depths of magnificence as you unleash your true potential, wielding the power of your pressure washer with unmatched skill and uncanny precision. Embrace the exhilarating challenge of effortlessly obliterating dirt and grime, unleashing a tidal wave of euphoria that will surge through your veins like a raging torrent! Indulge in this incredible conquest of cleanliness with a passion that surpasses all reason! Surrender to the unyielding allure of this astounding game as it seduces your senses and holds you captive to its irresistible charm. Prepare to be astounded, my friend, for you are about to embark on an odyssey of unparalleled delight that will leave an indelible mark upon your very existence!

This game is amazing and quickly became one of my all-time favourite open world driving games. I spent around 120 hours playing on Game Pass before buying it on sale on Steam. I was able to transfer my save with a third-party tool to carry my progress over.

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