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5 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Oh, cool. A little stacking game? This will be fun. Nice physics, chill music, cool graphics. Love that zoom feature, and how juiced everything is. Oh, look, there's leader boards? Sweet...

*proceeds to spend the next 29 minutes trying to reach 1 pixel higher on the easiest level to get the world record*

Beautiful. If you've got any competitive spirit in ya, this game will eat you alive in the best possible way.
Posted 20 May, 2023.
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13 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
21.8 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
Doomguy only wishes he whipped as hard as a Belmont.
Posted 16 May, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Do you miss the days of being constantly hit-stunned into a pit? Well, miss them no longer! Shovel Knight has all the cheap deaths you could want, wrapped up in a glorious retro-package. This game takes me right back to my childhood. Now I spend my nights cowering in the corner, waiting for daylight. Thanks, Yacht Club Games!
Posted 11 July, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.6 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
A classic game. But if you're playing against this guy, then it's just a good way to practice your rage quitting.
Posted 14 January, 2014.
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6 people found this review helpful
6.8 hrs on record
I'll be honest, I had to force myself to beat this game. The graphics are very pretty, but everything else felt very... average. The three-character mechanic was pretty cool, but I found myself using the thief in 98% of situations unless I was forced to use another. Also, as many have said before, that last level sucks. I can't really recommend this game, unless it's on sale.
Posted 14 January, 2014.
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45.8 hrs on record (16.9 hrs at review time)
I'm just barely starting to scratch the surface of this game, but it's currently my go-to multiplayer game. I'm a casual player and it's been very easy to jump in, find a battle, and get into the action. I've found myself spending a lot of time with each class, rather than favoring one or two (TF2, I'm looking at you) which is a good sign. Consider that it's free, I can't recommend it enough. (The learning curve feels steep, but I chalk that up to the amount of visual noise during battles and what feel like endless menus. Once you learn it, it's very simple.)
Posted 14 January, 2014.
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28.1 hrs on record (28.0 hrs at review time)
Teamwork, amazing art direction, and hats! What more could you ask for? (And it's free!)
Posted 13 July, 2012.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
If you like being scared, get this game. If you don't like being scared, get this game. Play it in the dark, with headphones, alone. You can thank me later.
Posted 27 December, 2011.
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