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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 30.8 hrs on record (21.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 11 Mar @ 10:22am

Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Absolute CInema

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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20 Comments
StarbytheWhy 8 Apr @ 8:07pm 
10:cuphead:
walter dwight 5 Apr @ 1:33pm 
theres some lore
amber 18 Mar @ 4:46pm 
i fucking hate these copy/paste reviews
im on controller 18 Mar @ 1:46am 
Req decent setup ngl it has a lot of physics
Sélèste_92 18 Mar @ 12:25am 
Hey nice one although i would recommend potato pc to run this and there is minor bugs (personally i exeperienced a bug where the tutorial interface was still laoded in altought i had joined a lobby and i couldn't see any of the objective and stuff.)
bingchiling 17 Mar @ 8:07pm 
Thank you for this, sire! :ThePlayerone:
Matuan_THE_EGG_EXECUTIONER 17 Mar @ 11:15am 
Bro has a damn rating System
Theriolu 17 Mar @ 5:39am 
girl with highlighters equivalent of a review
nNon 17 Mar @ 12:09am 
there is a lot of bugs my guy
Tommy3Nuts 16 Mar @ 5:53pm 
Yes you can use controller. Not sure if fully supported yet