Recent reviews by Gaboya

this game is money and everyone complaining about the story is a baby. shoutout lucy

falsely advertised. from their twitter: https://twitter.com/AggroCrabGames/status/1617254816249700353

does NOT contain settings for tiktok users to have subway surfers reddit AITA / minecraft parkour / soap and slime videos while playing. this sujcks i can't enjoy it without those

most immersive flashlight gameplay of all time. really makes you feel like flashlight

OHHHHHH SO THIS IS THE ANTIFA SUPERSOLDIER THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT.. BRETTY GOOD !!

if theres one thing i know about furries, brazilians, and trans women, its that they know how to make a good movement system in a game. A+

in my witcher 1 review i said "white haired infertile mutant talks to 5 different NPC models for 40 hours." fortunately, cdpr listened to the fans and they made some big changes for witcher 3:

white haired infertile mutant talks to 10 different NPC models for 200 hours

no lava basement or giant walking animatronic manlet in the castle anymore. horrible remake

imagine the worst part of gta san andreas (the stealth missions), but for a whole game

it's great :)

loud ass npc's screaming in your ear whenever you're within 50 feet of them. i like to imagine this is what ukraine is like in real life

it's rime, but even slower and buggier and has no interesting story

as a platformer, your character's movements are heavier than real life, and it is not really fun or challenging to do anything
as a puzzle game, their best idea of a puzzle is to walk for 2 minutes, pick something up, walk back on the same path for 2 minutes, drop the item on a switch, and walk to the goal for 2 minutes

sorry but the game is just so boring. if you like atmosphere then the forest level will be nice, but otherwise this just felt like a bad clone of existing atmospheric puzzle platformers