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Recent reviews by Gabito Esmiapodo

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20.1 hrs on record
This one was pretty fun. The game feels like someone took a massive Yakuza mini game, gave it its own weird universe, and just let it run wild.

It’s kind of a visual novel, but there’s always something going on: managing the agency, picking up all these bizarre mascots, driving around the island...

The mascots are interesting, there’s way more to do than I expected, and the writing is generally good. Weird and fun game.
Posted 1 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record
Fun little weird game where your main enemy is the checkpoints system.

Also you can't walk diagonally.

Very entertaining regardless.
Posted 12 June.
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3.5 hrs on record
He fixed it.
Posted 2 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
I wanted to like this one, even started it twice (once on my PS5, and then tried it on PC). Stopped after day 2.

Honestly had more fun reading the Wikipedia entry for this game than playing it, so: nay.
Posted 23 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record
I liked the graphics, and I'm sucker for space stuff (games, series, movies), but everything else I didn't like.

It's a really boring game to me, like most Bethesda RPGs. I tried, but I don't like their formula.
Posted 5 January.
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0.5 hrs on record
More like Castle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Collision Detection and Physics.
Posted 21 December, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record
Played 9 hours on my ROG Ally, and then 30 or 40 more hours on PS5.

REALLY enjoyed Act 1, but had a really bad time and despised Act 2. I only kept playing thinking "maybe Act 3 is better than this..." until I couldn't force myself to keep playing it and just abandoned the game.

So: nay.
Posted 14 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Played this after playing Thank Goodness You' re Here!, it's an interesting, surreal and very short game.
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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3.2 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
There's not enough games with beautiful rat music.
Posted 2 November, 2024.
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6.5 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Just didn't like it.
Posted 6 September, 2024.
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