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I really only play SSBM nowadays. Australia Smash Discord: https://discord.gg/af4KJYr




6:41 PM - $_$: ♥♥♥♥ THIS MEANS I NEED TO PUT CLOTHES ON
6:41 PM - BC021: nah show that delivery man some goods
6:41 PM - BC021: or whatever u have
6:41 PM - $_$: it'll be porn all over again
6:42 PM - $_$: the pizza guy and me
6:42 PM - $_$: recon he'll get sus when he sees shady mexicans filming him as he walks to my door
6:42 PM - $_$: and camera men behind me as i wear just my boxers
6:42 PM - $_$: ♥♥♥♥ boxers i'm gonna find some speedos


4:49 PM - Swayze: wtf is your name
4:49 PM - Roy Patterson: Roy Patterson
4:49 PM - Roy Patterson: just an alter ego for fun
4:49 PM - Swayze: freaky as f***
4:50 PM - Swayze: my hald brothers name is rory patterson
4:50 PM - Swayze: half*
4:50 PM - Swayze: you stalker xp
4:50 PM - Roy Patterson: wierd...
4:50 PM - Swayze: creep
4:50 PM - Swayze: illuminati
4:50 PM - Roy Patterson: Anonymouse

4:30 PM - $_$: like
4:30 PM - $_$: i mean
4:30 PM - $_$: talking then all of a sudden
4:30 PM - $_$: "CHRISTIAN"
4:31 PM - $_$: "WHAT MUM?"
4:31 PM - $_$: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER"
4:31 PM - $_$: "♥♥♥♥, I DON'T KNOW"
4:31 PM - $_$: "DON'T SWEAR AT ME"
4:31 PM - $_$: "DO YOUR HOMEWORK"
4:31 PM - $_$: wonderful
4:31 PM - $_$: what a brilliant lady

Lawd: FunnySun you're like the Vageta to my Goku

Story by Lawd:
10:09 PM - lawd: (sorry forgot i was writing halfway through) The milipeed queen from africanation the century is now being called apon us to get the uranium bomb to the south koreans so they can blow up the world but i will not let you do that sunny i cant let this happen so i am gonna spread the dolla dolla bills around the place so I can cash in this EA cash money but the logo of adidas is 2 stronk so we will have to pour some jelly flavoured pinaples so that the marsians will finally stop asking me 2 do their english homework because they know im dilsexic and are making fun of me cuz they know my language better than be and this is all being written with out full stops cuz who cares about thems anyway but back on track so the marshans might give me their smoon rocks to (aww you went ofline ) acrush teh world
10:17 PM - lawd: and that kids is how i met your mother