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ㅤ* The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
ㅤ* Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
ㅤ* So, this 'One Laptop Per Child' thing. Where do I drop off the child and where do I pick up the laptop?
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!