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If OliBomby has a million fans, then I am one of them. If OliBomby has ten fans, then I am one of them. If OliBomby has only one fan then that is me. If OliBomby has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against OliBomby, then I am against the world.

Kangaroo gym life:
Kangaroo checking himself out in the mirror:
"Leg day? Mate, every day is leg day." 🦵💪

Kangaroo therapist:
Therapist: "So, what brings you in today?"
Kangaroo: "I just feel like... people only care about my legs and my pouch. No one asks how I’m hopping." 😔

Kangaroo reality show:
Host: "Today, on Real Hoppers of the Outback, Kangaroo Dave is throwing hands with yet another tourist for no reason."
Kangaroo Dave: "They came too close to my pouch, mate. No one invades my pouch space." 🦘💥

Kangaroo at a fast-food joint:
Cashier: "For here or to go?"
Kangaroo: "To go, but put it in my pouch. I got a whole mobile fridge situation going on here." 🥡🦘

Why did the kangaroo break up with its partner?
Because they couldn’t hop to the same beat. 💔

Kangaroo logic:
"Why walk when you can hop? Why hop when you can hop while throwing punches? Why not just punch everything and ask questions later?" 🦘🥊

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Ye let do some men jousting clock we are brother in arms right??? Right???