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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 0.7 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 15 May, 2021 @ 4:15am

In this game, you play as Mike Schmidt, a being who enjoys the delightful stench of child pizza and also child corpses. Many of both in Freddy Foosball's Pizza Palace.
Survive the Four Beasts, who will stop at nothing to turn you into a corpse like the other corpses.
As retired children, the Four Beasts enjoy staring through your window. Like that one kid across your street who keeps peeking through your windows to watch you cook Pizza Rolls in your pajamas.
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