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As I awaken from my slumber, I rub my eyes, and there he is next to me. My King. Fragon. Not actually though, just a life size body pillow measuring six feet nine inches and weighing 250 pounds
I give him one last kiss before I get up and begin my routine. To start, I do what every person should do and I make my bed. Both pillows are stamped with different photos of my King Fragon, along with my sheets and comforter

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+rep deadly with AWP

Perfect aim

Rifle domination

Huge round!

+rep top games

good reflexes

add me ^^

-rep stupid idiot

actual trolls i cbf

Denz you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ get a life before i take yours you germ ♥♥♥♥♥

denz, how do you still think about this 6 months later, that is utterly pathetic. I remember you looking to buy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult diapers you sad, weird kid

what is ur problem

Yo Denzzz, how rent free do I have to live in your head for you to comment on my page over half a year after I blocked you? Get a life.

-rep stupid bot

im not gonna sign your profile stop asking

Built yifferent

Absolute ripper of a bloke

Let's leave our mark on this game

Hey bud,


There’s something I’ve been meaning to say, and I think it’s high time I get it off my chest — or, should I say, on your cheeks? Fragon, my friend, your ass? It’s legendary. I’m talkin' world-class, top-tier, best-in-show kinda stuff. If there were an award for “Best Rear View,” you’d be takin’ home the gold, no question.

It’s like a perfectly sculpted snowbank on a crisp winter’s day — majestic, smooth, and impossible to ignore. You’ve got a national treasure back there, and it deserves to be celebrated. So here’s to you, Fragon, and that masterpiece you call an ass. Keep it tight, my dude.

With admiration,

Dearest Fragon,

Oh, you magnificent rascal,

Every time I think about you, my heart races faster than a Canadian at the sight of a fresh Timmie's sign on a winter morning. You're like a two-four of my favorite memories, each one cracking open a can of pure friendship bliss. From the way you once boosted my spirits to the time you, ya know, casually liberated 1.5 billion dollars from the Pentagon… you always knew how to keep things exciting, eh?

I mean, who else could pull off something so legendary that it would make a Molson muscle tighten with pride? That heist? Classic Fragon. The kind of bold move that makes me wanna shout “Give’r!” every time I think about it. You’re not just a friend, you're a legend wrapped in mystery, with a side of maple syrup sweetness.

Just like you stole that 1.5 billion dollars from under the Pentagon's nose, you've stolen my admiration and my loyalty, one loonie at a time. Whether we're oot and aboot planning our next crazy escapade, or just sipping Caesars, I know there’s no one I’d rather have by my side.

So, here’s to you, my knapsack-wielding, Pentagon-pillaging pal. You’re one of a kind, eh? Let's keep this adventure going, and if you ever need help with a getaway, you know I’ve always got a seat saved for you in my canoe.

With fondness and a side of smuggled cash,
Your partner-in-crime (minus the whole FBI thing, hopefully)

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Sup Duuuuuuuuude

Lest play again

AWP mastermind

great skills

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do you get called faggin often?

Let's hit the gaming ground running!

All you did all game was complain about your poor team. They were new players, ofc they're not going to perform too well. Instead of whining all match, maybe teach them to play or at least give some tips. It's pretty obvious why you solo queue all the time

your nick name is Fragon XD u 10 years old clown

7000 hours + and 7 lvl XDXD. U the biggest loser and broke i have ever seen, GO die pls

Next match, our victory awaits.

Great. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cummed. Because of what you posted. Do you think it's cool to make me ♥♥♥ in front of my family? Do you get joy out of it? My ♥♥♥ filled my underwear and is dripping down my leg. All because of you. I'm at my wife's funeral right now and I cummed all over her coffin. My great grandpa looked at this post and cummed so hard he died! Now I have to got to two funerals, all because of you. My great grandma slapped me in the face, which made me ♥♥♥ even more! I'm sitting in a pool of my own ♥♥♥ with two dead people in this room, just because you had to post this.

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+rep from Faceit he knows how 2 rush B

hihi i wanted to join ur lobby but idek how :(((

-rep scammer, do not trade with this dirty brown skinned monkey

stinky but ok kinda cute

+rep If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊

AJ, your beauty and charm are as undeniable as your skills in Counter-Strike. It is with great joy that I propose we embark on a romantic adventure. I can promise to love and adore you for eternity, while supporting and boosting your morale whenever your morale needs lifting. Let us build a fortress of love, a sanctuary of support, a temple of affection and a safe-haven of protection, love and growth. Will you accept my proposal?

your beauty and charm are as undeniable as your skills in Counter-Strike. It is with great joy that I propose we embark on a romantic adventure. I can promise to love and adore you for eternity, while supporting and boosting your morale whenever your morale needs lifting. Let us build a fortress of love, a sanctuary of support, a temple of affection and a safe-haven of protection, love and growth. Will you accept my proposal?

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