>get game because I love Junji Ito and Lovecraftian ♥♥♥♥
>play it entirely blind, decide I want my first run to be entirely random too
>game starts
>I'm a teenage idol, and I have an ability that starts me with a random ally
>check out random ally, he looks familiar
>try to play the game but keep thinking about the ally, some cook who has an inexplicably familiar face
>eventually get a random encounter where my creepy manager asks me to do a photoshoot for him
>decide to jokingly sign my ally up instead, thinking it'll throw the pervert off
>manager is actually cool with it, takes the cook with him in his car, game implies that I'll never see him again after this horrible decision.
>finally I realize where I've seen this guy
>It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
>Literally the iconic photo of him in a turtleneck, and I've just sacrificed him to what I can only imagine is a gruesome, tragic fate
>tfw I finally smelled what the rock was cooking
>tfw I will never smell it again
10/10 best game