1) If I sent you a friend request, it's because I either know you IRL or I think you're a pretty cool person.

2) I have an dynamic set of criteria that determines your worthiness of receiving a friend request from me (i.e. being a cool person). Such criteria includes, but not limited to:
- having similar tastes in things like audible media, video game rips of the highest quality, or Chinese cartoons/animu and mango
- an appreciation of retro games (specifically anything from the previous century)
- good sense of humor
- being a sempai
- slamming and jamming with the best
- bringing me love and peace
- etc, etc.
(NOTE: These aren't really strict rules, just loose guidelines. As long as you seem cool, you're good.)

3) If you sent me a friend request without any prior contact with me (which can include playing muliplayer or co-op together, chatting w/ me at one point, or being the best George Foreman grill of the season), I'd appreciate it if you post a comment and explain why you'd want to be best buddies with me.

4) If you are planning to befriend me with the intent of begging me to either give you free stuff or buy you stuff, and/or you have a level 0/private profile, expect to be unfriended/rejected/ignored/friendzone'd. And forever alone.