Recent reviews by Lactating Rectum

Always come back to it, great game to have a few rounds on when youre burnt out on other games.

This makes me forget thirst

My ADHD meds are definitely working.

It's simply amazing. So much depth and the devs are always working on it.

Great strategy game.

Like football manager without all the boring stuff. It's great.

This game makes me feel things I didn't think I could feel anymore.

Super fun by yourself and even better with a friend. Excited for coming updates. I have some suggestions!
BTW please keep the money at the end of jobs the same because i love stealing from my friends.
It would be cool to have a police job and more pedestrians. Overall great game with a lot of potential.

Ok so I haven't finished this game yet but I can only say good things about it.
Just started a new save after the big update and it's amazing seeing how different the game can be. Amazing replay value, a revolutionary RPG style levelling system that changes the game completely based on what you choose. The characters are deeply interesting and I've never felt so immersed in a game.

This is the exact game I've searched for and I finally found it. Perfect balance of management (that doesn't make you want to tear your hair out) and gameplay. The matches make this game shine and the unexpected keeps you on your toes. I had my top scorer just straight up die but that's just Super Blood Hockey.