The Opulence of Bill

If ever you find yourself wanting to eat a pineapple, stop. Pineapples have to suffer tremendously when going through life and for you to cut them up into tiny pieces and eat them like an animal is sickening. That's why: here at Pineapple Pastures we strive to make each and every Pineapple that we grow live it's life to the fullest. It's time you make a change about the way you look at Pineapples. They are not food. They do not deserve to be eaten. Act now and donate £0.99 to Bill's Pineapple Pastures. every £3.00 donated gives a young pineapple enough food and shelter to survive an entire year. Just think of the difference you'll make to a starving Pineapple's life. It's time you do the right thing.

~Bill Twopski