Recent reviews by CyanideSquanchy

Great game if you want an idler with a little bit more depth, definitely more of a figure it out set and forget for the day type of game. Utilizes a full 24/7 in game economy influenced by player prices for goods. Don't expect anything to be quick its a very slow pace but nice for a slightly competitive idler. Requires at least 3 brain ripples.

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The best colony style game you can play with extensive story building and randomized events for an always fresh take

I highly recommend this title, you can tell it is being developed with love and care and you really can't complain considering this game is early access and being made by a single dev. Give this game a shot and support the further development, there is a lot of potential in this title that still isn't fully tapped into. However don't buy this game expecting there not to be a learning curve, this game will not forgive you for mistakes and you can easily get yourself killed but that's the beauty of this style of game.

Very casual game, doesn't feel extremely repetitive and always a fun game to play at random.

Update 2023 - they are still updating this game adding a huge variety of content to it whether its a new boss or new orbs and relics. highly recommend picking this game up just due to the massive variety and options you have now for plays.

Who cares about the battle pass how are people still not used to micro transactions in games? This game is great and it has a lot of passion and love put into the design and game play, yes they have had servers issues here and there because of the influx of people playing but that's something that will be fleshed out now that they see the player base.

Also there are no game breaking changes if you don't buy the battle pass, for the most part its cosmetics with an occasional slight XP boost. What people need to realize and what you need to realize if you're interested in the game is that its an MMO, these types of games need some form of extra income after purchase to facilitate future updates as well as server upkeep. If you don't want the cosmetics you don't need them as the base game is still full content.

Long story short the recent reviews tanking this game are kinda sad cause its all butt hurt comments about the dev adding an extra optional store, review the game and not the business practices every other company does in this industry.

I don't usually write reviews but Noita deserves one. This is a wonderful title I have owned since it first released and i play it occasionally to pass time. Gameplay is phenomenal and the randomization for levels is also great, every time you die and play again it always feels slightly different. My favorite part of this game is the destruction that can happen so extremely quick and the wide variety of enemies that also have wide varieties of attacks or methods of attack. Highly recommend this game, pick it up and support these lovely devs.

So here's the deal this game is fantastic single player, just an absolutely amazing game one of the best for this genre not many come close to giving you the same kind of feel. Really just a genuinely great game for single player if you put in the grind it rewards you with something you feel like you've created at the end of it.
However the multiplayer at the time being is absolutely god awful even though i love it. That being said it is sometimes a buggy mess on top of it taking 10-30 min at times to find the only skirmish match running at that time, sometimes you can find a match quick if a bit of people are on maybe a total of 3 matches going instead of just 1. Now the juicy part of online that really makes it a fun time is the fact that taleworlds will occasionally stutter your connection, causing your audio to cutout and not match up correctly and then finally resulting in you being logged out of their servers in the first round of that only match going for the night.
Simply put i just wanna say i love this game and i have continuously throughout this titles history but that love in todays time comes with a heavy weight on a love hate relationship. Regardless buy the game and support the devs in hope they might get their head out of their ass.

If you plan on playing this game solo dont bother buying it be warned on the amount of toxic people in this gaming community everyone will kos they dont care if youre just starting out you will continuously die if you play solo, anyone that is geared or has a gun doesnt need to aim all they need is to shoot in your general direction and you will most likely die in a few seconds saying goodbye to everything you just tried to start off with again.

I like the game itself but the community is ruining it for me.