E-DE
Agadez, Niger
 
 
I saw exactly 1,09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity.
What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce,
shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.
It vaporized the girl before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder.
The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children.
When the final death toll was tallied, there were 147 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.
As I lay dying under the rubble of my school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious action :MCCLEGENDARY:
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What you don’t seem to understand is
This is not a game. it’s more like a medical prescription, the one that make you taking it, no matter how much time you emptied the boxes.
Do you love hot daemonette chicks with daddy issues ?
Do you hate the man-things ?
Have you ever wanted to suck off Karl Frantz’s Ghal-Maraz ?
If you answered yes to any of those, then I, my friend, know exactly the game for you.
Warhammer (3) total war is wonderful, has plenty of replayability since each race have their own favorite kind of fetishes and has so much small details in it, it’ll still be able to surprise yourself after a thousand hours.
Given the time and patience to complete every campain, and, if you’re a completely new player : after you mortgage your house to afford every dlc CA has to offer now from warhammer 1 to 3, you might end up with some 3.000 hours played on this single player game, no mod. Truely wonderful Yes-yes
Most of the race are fun to play and keep you awake with the difficulty they sometimes have to offer, unless you are playing vampire counts, they’re op atm imo, unfortunately I didn’t find any nude mod for Isabella, still she gets my vote for 2023’s waifu of the year. But I digress.
Buy this game. Play it. And if you’re bored after 1 hour playing the game, get your refund, but gentlemen, I will not lie, the chances of your survival are small some may even turn against your friends as living corpses... But you have my word that he, the SUPREME PATRIACH will use his arcane gifts to ensure your bodies are given unto Morr's garden. This is the greatest reward, more than even gold, for the fate of your soul is an eternal concern! Now, come.
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Papy 26 Aug, 2022 @ 5:19pm 
nice pp i suk your kok
E-DE 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:46am 
Thank you come again !:WH3_greasus_rofl:
Hello Kitty 5 Mar, 2022 @ 4:42am 
-rep skilled tunneler
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E-DE 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:59am 
Thanks you for your review, come back soon
Tibcsikid 16 Feb, 2022 @ 4:55am 
-rep Very heavy camper. Sadly i cant recomment that you play with this person since the overall experience would be as much fun as watching paint dry on a wall that wasnt even painted.