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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 6.9 hrs on record
Posted: 14 Feb, 2018 @ 8:01am
Updated: 14 Feb, 2018 @ 8:04am

Pros:

Animated cutscenes stylised to look like 80s-90s cartoons are pretty nice.
The graphic part is not too bad (some assets look pretty sweet, but most of them are still generic).
The controls are pretty easy, especially when you haven't got much experience with playing a game with a controller (that was the main reason why I bought it - I wanted a game to play with a controller).
This game may be a good timekiller, but...

Cons:

The writing is bad. Absolutely random story with generic characters. Sometimes you wonder if this game is for kids that are still in the kindergarten, but then you hear stuff about sadistic sh*t that one of the playable characters did in army and you're like: "Whaaat? Is this still for kids?". The dialogues are full of stuff that kids should not hear.

All of "the story" consists of some short cartoon-like cutscenes plus a lot of talking while you're on the mission. That's it.
I won't even mention the main "storyline" because it is not worth it.

Missions. Well, in short - go to the point and kill everything. They are REALLY boring and monotonous.

Moving through the city.

Option 1: on foot. Nothing bad with running, but if you want to jump on that building to start the mission or explore - guess what? F*ck you. I mean, there is double jump and dash but it's still really hard to get on some points that are above ground. The devs could at least make walljump. This alone would make the vertical movement much better.

Option 2: use car. I'll just say that the controls are not the worst that I've seen in games, but certainly are not the best. And, also, there are no radiostations in cars. Just some generic random tracks that turn on/off when you enter or exit the vehicle.

The customisation. Well, all you can count on are some color schemes for yer guns and characters and some paid dlc costumes (some of them are actually nice, btw). That's it.

TL;DR If you got it with 75% discount - then, I guess you can kill a couple of hours in it. Other than that - it is not worth the money. It looks more like a mobile game to me. Or a half-finished game. It's just generally not interesting, empty and easy forgettable, although it doesn't look too bad. P.S. Random FPS-drops attached.
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