SH*TPOSTING
Pronouns: yeet/yeeted
Last night I caught my girlfriend (lol) f*king my best friend who I thought was gay (who is black and *as I could see O_o* he had a huge d*ck) so of course I got so mad I couldn't stand what I was seeing I started screaming and punching him in the back as he kept f*king... kept b*ning her... then all of a sudden he turned around with a cheeky sh*t-eating grin and pushed me against the wall. while holding me down, he turned me over with his muscular hands and pinned me down onto the bed and started f*king me in the ass... and it was beautiful I can't lie then my girl turned around and i swear it looked like she was drunk on d*ck, she was biting her lip like crazy haha... then she drew closer and started licking my balls and sucking my penis... bro... it was insane... but then when I came (like 30 seconds later haha) that post-nut clarity kicked in, know what I'm sayin? So, I took the gun out of my drawer and shot them both... emptying the mag haha. then I drove my car to the border and left the bodies in a pigsty... like, I don't know if the police is gonna show up haha it's been a couple of weeks already... I think I'm ok