Jenkem Jefferson
Jordan Maurin   Washington, United States
 
 
Rippin' off that poop gas till im lifted.
Currently In-Game
UFO 50
Items Up For Trade
2,343
Items Owned
408
Trades Made
3,603
Market Transactions
Favorite Game
2.3
Hours played
18
Achievements
Completionist Showcase
Review Showcase
201 Hours played
My two most valuable pawns, "Doc" and "Mechanic", were mining out a mountain near the settlement to further expand their humble abode. Well... Mechanic didn't eat at a table that afternoon and seemed like he really didn't like Doc's abrasive attitude during their evening excavation. Mechanic proceeded to beat the soul out of her like a dusty rug. She was hauled off with 2 cracked femurs, a cracked skull, and cracked ribs.

Then a month later they were happily married.
Recent Activity
33 hrs on record
Currently In-Game
5.8 hrs on record
last played on 28 Nov
68 hrs on record
last played on 27 Nov
STAIRS?! 10 Apr, 2022 @ 8:03am 
Saw this man at Hot and Steamy Knights Con while I was waiting to sit and saw him yelling obscenities at the mannequins because he couldn't bring his fathom them wearing the dress he wanted. I kinda chuckled and he stared at me for what felt like a couple minutes. He then rushed me and tried to smother me with his 90% polyester body pillow which had more dimensions than just the pillow to say the least. The security said their American-Japanese while he was yelling "It's time to make your choice! Kill me and become a hero, or die at my hand and become another one of my victims!"
Toni Rigatoni 28 Jul, 2021 @ 6:03pm 
the guy has a huge ♥♥♥♥ its insane. seen it many times, hard to miss it honestly.
STAIRS?! 15 Jul, 2020 @ 3:12pm 
bean man does the soup
STAIRS?! 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:19am 
oh so it's you that's giving off that le beans smell
STAIRS?! 18 Apr, 2020 @ 5:53pm 
ur nuts r rotten
The Giant Rat 24 Apr, 2018 @ 2:25pm 
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