Can't wait to shove a shrek onion conch down your slippery little shrekhole. Lather it with some tasty shreksauce and dig in with the conch. I will call the Dingle Dreker to take care of the rest. he is the double donger legend. He shreks the little mingelets on the shrekly basis. Take Care. <3 :*

I cant wait till i get home and get in the shower. I will open my phone to your facebook profile, rip off my pants, forcefully grab my erect elongated ♥♥♥♥, and pertrude my penis shaft up and down with my hand, then I will jizz all over your profile picture. My ♥♥♥♥ wants more so I gave it some more of your pics and it gurgled out jizz all over your profile.

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get rekt. #light weight