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salamander 21 Aug @ 9:44pm 
who farted
salamander 18 Feb @ 8:18am 
damn, you live like this?
salamander 9 Jun, 2024 @ 2:40pm 
Ok, so imagine you're this girl. You've been single a while, you're ready to start dating again. You meet a guy, you're really into him. He's sweet, fun, outgoing, funny. You've been out a few times and you're thinking you want to maybe make things a little more official than they are. You know he's a big fan of EDM. And just as you're about to ask him 'what are we doing' he says he wants to ask you something. He asks if you want to go with him to a EDM festival. Your mind is racing, 'this is great' you tell yourself. 'He's including me in things that HE enjoys. He wants me to be a part of HIS life.'. So, you agree to go. You pack all your nicest clothes, and meet up in the morning with him and off y'all go. You get to the venue, the vibe seems cool. You've never been to a music festival, let alone a EDM festival. You're not sure what to think. But you're into it, for him. You've committed
This is a Bucket 30 May, 2024 @ 11:27pm 
(munching on pretzels) So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought.

I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (A horse whinnies.)

Butt Stallion says hello.
salamander 4 Nov, 2023 @ 1:01pm 
YOU WIN! OPEN THIS LINK AND GET UNLIMITED ROBUX AND LIFETIME OBC!!!! This is true!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf_VZd1R_Ik
salamander 25 Sep, 2023 @ 7:48pm 
damn, you live like this?
salamander 27 Jul, 2023 @ 7:10pm 
damn, you live like this?
Papi Long Legs 18 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14pm 
Come back
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nullpuff 5 May, 2022 @ 11:05pm 
fastest zeroest the twnety first
salamander 21 Apr, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
Check out this funny video 😆 🤣 https://youtu.be/NZzXzymUgEg
salamander 19 Mar, 2022 @ 7:27pm 
damn, you live like this?
Inline-4 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:39pm 
poodog
Inline-4 22 Feb, 2022 @ 9:38pm 
fast zero :Dogeface:
MLG | Dewritos 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:57am 
back in 1977
who farted 25 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am 
yeah, pretty much.
salamander 24 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm 
damn, you live like this?
CatchABodyDaily 15 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19pm 
....:Piccolo:
..👊🏻/||\_
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MLG | Dewritos 21 Aug, 2021 @ 10:00am 
yeah, pretty much.
salamander 14 Aug, 2021 @ 12:46am 
damn, you live like this?
who farted 17 Jan, 2021 @ 4:43pm 
Wassup.
Papi Long Legs 17 Jan, 2021 @ 4:25pm 
Hello is this the famous poodogg?
who farted 23 Sep, 2020 @ 12:14pm 
NOT TRUE DONT DO IT I GOT MY ACCOUNT BANNED FOR 2 WEEKS
nullpuff 20 Sep, 2020 @ 7:19pm 
OMG TELAMON TOLD ME A GLITCH THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AND IS NOT, I REPEAT IS NOT A SPAM -- POST THIS ON 8 PANTS AND YOU GET A MESSAGE THAT SAYS "YOU WIN" OPEN IT AND GET UNLIMITED ROBUX AND LIFETIME OBC!!!! This is true!!!
who farted 21 Jul, 2020 @ 12:14pm 
you suck
Frankbisbo 21 Jul, 2020 @ 12:07pm 
Yo, go farm some wood.
who farted 12 Jul, 2020 @ 7:46pm 
yes greetings
nullpuff 9 Jul, 2020 @ 11:19pm 
i leave greeting here: "hello"
LostGear756 18 Apr, 2020 @ 12:25am 
♥♥♥♥ uncle ben
LostGear756 17 Apr, 2020 @ 7:51pm 
the cop
LostGear756 17 Apr, 2020 @ 7:51pm 
was it uncle ben?
who farted 16 Apr, 2020 @ 10:36am 
they got me bro..
LostGear756 14 Apr, 2020 @ 10:59pm 
why did you leave me bro..
salamander 9 Dec, 2019 @ 7:34pm 
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bang i killed u haha
MLG | Dewritos 8 Dec, 2019 @ 5:05pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 6 your A TRUE HOMIE
salamander 22 Nov, 2018 @ 10:04pm 
Creepers, you're mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro
The swords made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Huh, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it
MLG | Dewritos 7 Jul, 2018 @ 5:54pm 
so epic
salamander 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:40pm 
des
salamander 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:40pm 
pa
salamander 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:40pm 
cito
MLG | Dewritos 27 Apr, 2018 @ 11:37pm 
everyday relatable jelli belli gummi candi
MLG | Dewritos 26 Apr, 2018 @ 11:22pm 
the only good way to get good at tf2? change your wasd binds to default but make them say cancer
MLG | Dewritos 23 Apr, 2018 @ 8:11pm 
tscn=1524004015
salamander 23 Apr, 2018 @ 6:54pm 
:(
salamander 23 Apr, 2018 @ 6:06pm 
MAX AND RUBY 🎶

....:Piccolo:
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RUBY AND MAX🎶
👋🏻
....\ :Goku:
.......|| \_
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who farted 17 Apr, 2018 @ 3:53pm 
Ok
MLG | Dewritos 15 Mar, 2018 @ 4:17pm 
I don't know kid, I don't think you have the balls to be part of our group, we're not like everyone else, we're special, we're... edgy memelords. You see, kid, you've been raised in what we like to call the "normie-sphere", where the memes are harmless, they're mere comical observations of our daily lifestyles, they take no risks. In our group we take risks everyday, our humor knows no limits, we'll make fun of everyone and everything! The Holocaust, the 9/11 attacks, Harambe... yeah, that's right, we even make jokes about that gorilla who was shot, isn't that insensitive? We don't care, though. We feel no sympathy anymore, our hearts are cold and our souls are dark, there's a void in my body that can only be filled with memes, DARK memes.My mind has been exposed to so many school shooting jokes and self-deprecation humor that I have become desensitized to plebeian entertainment.