who farted

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damn, you live like this?

Ok, so imagine you're this girl. You've been single a while, you're ready to start dating again. You meet a guy, you're really into him. He's sweet, fun, outgoing, funny. You've been out a few times and you're thinking you want to maybe make things a little more official than they are. You know he's a big fan of EDM. And just as you're about to ask him 'what are we doing' he says he wants to ask you something. He asks if you want to go with him to a EDM festival. Your mind is racing, 'this is great' you tell yourself. 'He's including me in things that HE enjoys. He wants me to be a part of HIS life.'. So, you agree to go. You pack all your nicest clothes, and meet up in the morning with him and off y'all go. You get to the venue, the vibe seems cool. You've never been to a music festival, let alone a EDM festival. You're not sure what to think. But you're into it, for him. You've committed

(munching on pretzels) So, how’s your day been, buddy? We haven’t really talked much since I left you for dead. Hey, you think you’ll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits’ll get you first. My day? It's been pretty good. I just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay, bye.

I’m rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe...”Butt Stallion”? Nah, that’s even worse. I’ll give it some more thought.

I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It's not a sculpture, or anything. It's a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I'll just go get her. Butt Stallion! Say hello. (A horse whinnies.)

Butt Stallion says hello.

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damn, you live like this?

damn, you live like this?

Come back

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Check out this funny video 😆 🤣 https://youtu.be/NZzXzymUgEg

damn, you live like this?

poodog

fast zero

back in 1977

yeah, pretty much.

damn, you live like this?

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yeah, pretty much.

damn, you live like this?

Wassup.

Hello is this the famous poodogg?

NOT TRUE DONT DO IT I GOT MY ACCOUNT BANNED FOR 2 WEEKS

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you suck

Yo, go farm some wood.

yes greetings

i leave greeting here: "hello"

♥♥♥♥ uncle ben

the cop

was it uncle ben?

they got me bro..

why did you leave me bro..

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bang i killed u haha

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. Count how many times you get this, if you get a 6 your A TRUE HOMIE

Creepers, you're mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro
The swords made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Huh, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you, bring it

so epic

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the only good way to get good at tf2? change your wasd binds to default but make them say cancer

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MAX AND RUBY 🎶

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I don't know kid, I don't think you have the balls to be part of our group, we're not like everyone else, we're special, we're... edgy memelords. You see, kid, you've been raised in what we like to call the "normie-sphere", where the memes are harmless, they're mere comical observations of our daily lifestyles, they take no risks. In our group we take risks everyday, our humor knows no limits, we'll make fun of everyone and everything! The Holocaust, the 9/11 attacks, Harambe... yeah, that's right, we even make jokes about that gorilla who was shot, isn't that insensitive? We don't care, though. We feel no sympathy anymore, our hearts are cold and our souls are dark, there's a void in my body that can only be filled with memes, DARK memes.My mind has been exposed to so many school shooting jokes and self-deprecation humor that I have become desensitized to plebeian entertainment.