Останні рецензії користувача the indomitable human spirit

STHAP

NO

HEUGH

DARGH

NO

STOP

AAAAAAAaaAAAGH

i've seen pierce enter a sitting position while previously standing, fly up into the air, and levitate towards and into my car while screaming 3 times now and i've only played for 2.5 hours.

would recommend.

i bought it for the nostalgia and ended up genuinely getting addicted to it again after having not touched it for 6 years, if that isn't a testament to how well this game still holds up i have literally no clue what is

it's dead rising 2 but with frank west

oh and also frank is a level beyond thicc incapable of being described with the limited peasantry known as "words" so that's cool

how to achieve greatness:

step 1: create new character
step 2: find "Similar face" in the face detail section
step 3: mash A like it's a QTE
step 4: take a moment to revel in the pure hotness that is your character
step 5: destroy your hard drive to remove every trace of the monster you've made from this plane of existence

fool-proof people, give it a go

In Majula, there is always at least 10 messages around the emerald herald talking about how majestic their chest/"but hole" is.

I don't see why everyone calls this game the worst in the series.

>running a computer with slightly higher specs than recommended
>running on low still makes it lag like hell
>but who the ♥♥♥♥ cares the game is amazing get it while its free

this game has made me forget what reality is.

my profile is perpetually stained with having 57 hours of playtime on this game because of my sister who would not stop playing the game over and over and over again ad nauseam

but other than that it wasn't top notch but ok

10 cykas out of 10 blyats.