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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
After having played this for a bit, I can easily say this game is quite entertaining if you're looking for a quick fix. It does, of course, come with pros and cons:

Pros -
+ Straightforward, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Click and shoot and survive. Nothing to it! A nice, quick challenge for those seeking one without really jumping through hoops of fire.
+ The pixel art is pretty darn good. Haven't seen this kind of quality since the SNES/PS1. Even for a port, it looks nice.
+ Cheap. 2 dollars is pretty piddly so you can pick it up, play for a bit, and put it down at your leisure without feeling like you dumped an investment.
+ Upgrades carry over from death, so you can start again with stronger abilities if you unlock them.
+ It's a sledgehammer. The Savant music is an awesome addition if you're a fan of their works. It's in the title, so one has to assume people who play this are fans of the music too. Duh.

Cons -
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult. Don't expect to beat this in one sitting. It picks up in speed fairly quick and can be tough to progress if you aren't paying attention.
- Only one track during the actual game, which can be pretty monotonous. (Not sure if you can change it in-game or not).
- Really fast. Like stated before, you have to pay attention and things can slap you silly if you're not looking.
- (Controller) Weird camera issues. You have to use the right stick for attack, but unless you abuse the five missile charge attack, you're constantly going to be off focus from your character, "hiding" some enemies from view, like the sawblades or Trapjaw.

Overall, its a great game, its cheap, its challenging, and it has Savant music. Quick thinking and a bit of luck will carry you far.
Posted 4 December, 2013.
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21.2 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
If you just want to shoot ♥♥♥♥ to high heavens, bludgeon people with all sorts of crap, or just run around punching people for their gear, then you should probably definitely play this. Obvious from the trailers, it uses an 8-bit or 16-bit graphic scheme, which seems to be sort of picking up in trend. Its damn violent, so prepare for a lot of blood and gore. Pretty detailed given its all pixelated. It DOES have a story, but its sort of like LOST: If you dont see it from front to back, it doesn't make much sense. Some pros and cons:

+Responsive controls are always nice
+♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these beats
+Variety of weapons and ways to eliminate your targets
+Interesting story
+The masks that offer different ways to enter a mission
+You're not punished for playing a certain way. Go in and beat ♥♥♥♥ up.
+Unlimited lives, though this is becoming standard these days.

-The level subtley moves around, which can ♥♥♥♥ up aim
-Enemy AI is the wonkiest of creatures. Sometimes they're MLG 420 N0 Sc0P3 pros, the next they're as reactive as molasses going up hill in winter.
-Trial and error in some cases, which can really screw up a lot of runs
-Bit buggy. One case: Guy with shotgun walks outside to your spawn area while you pick masks, he unloads on you. You don't die and when you knock him down, the game crashes.
-Grading system doesn't make much sense nor does it explain what is good and what is bad. Some grading areas are obvious, while others are open to scrutiny as to what it means. Sometimes you'll get an A+ run, sometimes you'll get a C- without really knowing why.

o Some levels change game mechanics too rapidly, ruins the flow of the game for the sake of story. While its nice to have good story elements, one shouldn't cast an entirely different shade of neon green when its not even expected. Again, this falls into the trial and error con.
Posted 21 December, 2012.
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1.4 hrs on record
This game makes you mad but is full of stars
Posted 27 December, 2011.
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