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Recent reviews by ewoane

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14.2 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
RNG Manipulation Certified!

You were making significant progress in the beginning, but started losing money faster than you could count to 10 once you hit your first million? Just buy our offers that we keep pushing in your face every time you enter the menu, bro!

And yes we will use the "but the game is free so we got to do it" excuse.
Posted 15 July, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
26.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Just throw Battlefield 2042 in the trash can where it belongs and come back to supporting Battlefront II, it is far from finished, and most importantly, you could milk more money out of it you corporate scum.
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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105.3 hrs on record (72.7 hrs at review time)
Great fun murder mystery game, better than among us.


Play it while it lasts as it is dying quite slowly.
Posted 14 February, 2022.
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114.1 hrs on record (64.4 hrs at review time)
So, if you want to get into For Honor here is what you have to know about the game:


-Almost everyone you will fight will light spam and dodge heavy

-Most of the community are toxic monkeys

-Heroes are absolutely unbalanced and everyone plays mostly the meta Heroes. So if you want to have fun, well, expect cancer

-Devs are cracked

-Horny weebs everywhere

-Skill is rather not existent as For Honor has become a guessing game and the game doesn't give you much of a chance to improve in terms of skill


Conclusion: Stay away from this absolute garbage and joke of a game. Don't get into it like I did. To this day I'm still trying to find the fun and it is nowhere to be found.
Posted 6 January, 2022. Last edited 6 January, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
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180.9 hrs on record (180.8 hrs at review time)
a game once fun has grown into a disaster


trash game filled with soulless DLCs and the most unbalanced game I've ever played


and the community is full woke. Nobody likes politics in games
Posted 11 October, 2021. Last edited 9 February, 2023.
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2.0 hrs on record
50% GPU usage with 43 players in the beginning of the rounds and near the final rounds I get 90-99% GPU usage with as few as 11 players.

The "badly optimized" argument doesn't really make much sense.
Posted 30 September, 2021. Last edited 9 February, 2023.
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222.5 hrs on record (216.4 hrs at review time)
-"fights that look like fights", except they don't

-poorly designed game modes which are just boring and not so great map designs

-awful community

-combat is supposed to be an improvement compared to original chivalry's, but it isn't really, perhaps only visually

-not beginner friendly

-developers don't really listen to feedback


I think what keeps this game alive still is the modding community and the fewer competitive players. If you're looking for fun stick to Warband/Bannerlord maybe. I'd recommend this game only if you were a masochist, which I hope you're not.
Posted 4 September, 2021. Last edited 13 September, 2021.
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25.6 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's ghost bustin' time.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
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0.0 hrs on record
I really like this DLC, it's awesome. Tyres, accessories and paintjobs in one DLC ! 10/10
Posted 17 January, 2017.
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