Evren
Never.
 
 
I no longer seem to change name and profile picture frequently. :Miller:
Favorite Game
Listen...
Oh, hello, are you codename Rondo?
Nice to meet you, come with me.
He's cool guys. Sit down,
make yourself comfortable.
I've got a big job for you.

I need you to go down to the Slurpee station.
Yeah, the one down on 33rd Street.
And get me a drank. Of course that's not it.
What do you take me for, some kind of amateur?

You should see a man in a little red pickup truck.
His name is Jim. Go ahead, go with him.
Here's some bubblegum and a green bag of tissue paper.
Give this to Jim, but only after he's showed you his goods.

This should really get him goin'.
Be sure not to spill my drank.
'Cause I'm real, real thirsty.

The drink, I would like a suicide.
But don't let the cashier see you do this,
or he will charge you extra.

Are you writing this down? Hold on, I've gotta get this.
Well, hey Dimitri, how's it goin'? Yeah, uh huh.
Sitting right here, why? Oh okay, no problem.

Okay, change of plans.
It seems that Jim here has some ulterior motives.
So once in the car, he should turn to you
and ask if you want a cigarette
Tell him yes, but only if he is buying.

Then he'll start the truck and expose his right thigh.
Bend down and place the bubblegum
and bag of green tissue paper under his seat.
Along with this.

Let's just say it's a little sugar
on top of his pretty please.
REVKAN 17 Sep, 2023 @ 2:24am 
That is pretty funny
Evren 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:01pm 
Very carefully. Isn't it funny that the game takes place around then, too?
REVKAN 16 Sep, 2023 @ 7:05am 
how the ♥♥♥♥ did you play black ops 1 in 1970
Evren 5 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am 
picious
Q 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:43pm 
sus
disco is dead 14 Oct, 2017 @ 2:01am 
A nice guy.