"The last ♥♥♥♥♥ I broke up with slit her wrist, I'm just trollin', I just treat her like she no longer exists"

If you are reading this, it is safe to assume you have just been killed by me (in game). To expedite this process, no, I am not cheating, no, I am not a no-life, and yes, I am better than you.

"Source?" you may ask. "Fair question," I respond, rolling my eyes, knowing you will not believe me. "I am a cat amongst rats. A lion amongst sheep. A God amongst men."

I will give you my specifications if words alone are not good enough.

Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 95kg lean, 106kg bulk
Sex: I get none
Bench PR: 127kg
Squat: 156kg
Deadlift: 191kg Sumo, 175kg Conventional
800m PR: 2:06.56
1600m PR: 4:48.72
2 Mile PR: 11:24
5k PR: 18:32
Vertical: 81cm
Wingspan: 208cm
Highest CSGO Competitive Rank: Master Guardian I
Highest League of Legends Rank: Silver I

If you ever best me, which is terribly rare, it is because I have this thing called "Idiopathic Neovascularization Degeneration" in my right eye. It's basically new blood vessels are forming in my eye and leaking blood, causing distortion. I also am violently lactose intolerant, grease intolerant, and racist intolerant >:( This is likely the reason, perhaps because God himself felt it was necessary to nerf my video gaming skills to allow others to compete.