im a silly little sausage

Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery. Candygram. I brought you something. Oh yeah. [Removes cloth] We got you the bird, pal. This is not my bird. What do you mean? That’s the bird. This is the bird. Yeah, pulled a lot of strings to get this bird. This is a great bird. It’s a beautiful bird. We got this bird all the way from Russia. Hey, man, this is not my bird. Well, listen, even if it’s not the bird, I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.

+rep He throws bricks at disabled children like he does CS:GO matches

+rep He throws CS:GO matches like bricks at disabled children

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